The war of the cockroaches

The war of the cockroaches
One fine day there was a bunch of bright colorful cockroaches and a bunch of dull
evil cockroaches. They had always hated each other and on the 30th of july 2002
they had a cockroach war. In the forest they were both tramping in the forest when
the evil leader Temper told his troops attack. They attacked the good colourful cockroaches the war had begun. The evil team were shooting the goodies withf mud balls. The goodies returned with cockroach poo. The war was firing up the slow trampers arrived and started to fire poo. Then the evil slow ones fell asleep well that wasn't good for the evils don don don dooooon. During the fight the volcano up the track erupted all of the cockroaches tramped down the track quickly the evils left behind the sleeping ones behind to die. When the goodies were three quarters down
the forest they saw body parts from the evils sleeping beauties.  Pallet said ‘poor
them us goodies would never ever ever leave a man behind’. ‘That  is exactly why
we are going to get the people still alive said Pallet strongly. ‘What’ said the troops. The goodies went tramping up to the volcano. they all looked very scared except for Pallet. When they got to the top Pallet lifted four cockroaches two on each shoulder Pallet is the strongest of all. All of the troops ran down the hill as fast as they could. Then Pallet tripped over and everyone didn't notice and kept running down the hill. Pallet had to save himself and the four evils. Him and the other four tried to stand
up but they were all caught up in vines. Pallet pulled some mints out of his pocket. Then he pulled out some chewing gum. ‘I've got five packets of mints that have
twenty in a packet and fifteen pieces of chewing gum’ he said to himself. I can use
all of my mints and stick them together with the gum. So Pallet did that and he
stuck some of the gum to his hand and threw the food ball. The ball stuck to a tree 
and Pallet held onto the other four and they all flung out of the vines. ‘Why thank
you Pallet you just saved my life. ‘Well thats why I signed up for this job to fight
for happiness and to save lives. ‘You are as strong as a lion and as fast as usan bolt don't forget your smarter then a scientist’ the sleeping beauties explained. ‘Can we please join the goodies because Temper is always yelling at us’ . ‘Sure only if you never ever hurt or attack a goodie’ said Pallet ‘Deal’ The new goodies replied. 
When the five got down to the bottom of the hill Pallet said ‘ These four are joining
the goodies’ ‘Hooray’ the troops screamed. ‘Their names are Smacker Wacker Cracker and Dacker’. ‘Welcome’ said the troops. All of the goodies lived very
happily. As for the evils they all went to the cockroach prison where they got
horrible food and nothing good ever happened to them.
The end